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house plants and their fucked up thoughts

house plants and their fucked up thoughts Houseplants and Their F*cked-Up Thoughts – Chosen Tweed

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house plants and their fucked up thoughts Houseplants and Their F*cked-Up Thoughts – Chosen TweedBy Carlyle Christoff & Elisabeth Saake Ever feel like your plants are silently judging you? This cheeky, laugh out loud book gives voice to the leafy roommates in your lifewith a sharp wit and a lot of side eye. Houseplants and Their F*cked Up Thoughts is a hilariously irreverent peek into the inner lives of fiddle leaf figs, palms, and philodendrons whove had enough. Perfect for plant lovers with a sense of humor (and maybe a little guilt), this

By Carlyle Christoff & Elisabeth Saake

Ever feel like your plants are silently judging you? This cheeky, laugh-out-loud book gives voice to the leafy roommates in your life—with a sharp wit and a lot of side-eye.

Houseplants and Their F*cked-Up Thoughts is a hilariously irreverent peek into the inner lives of fiddle-leaf figs, palms, and philodendrons who’ve had enough. Perfect for plant lovers with a sense of humor (and maybe a little guilt), this giftable gem adds a twist of personality to any coffee table or windowsill.

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  • A quirky gift for plant parents and humor lovers alike
  • Packed with personality, wit, and a touch of sass
  • 96-page hardcover with full-color illustrations and captions
  • Written by Carlyle Christoff & Elisabeth Saake
  • Published by The Collective Book Studio
  • A fun read for yourself—or a perfect “just because” gift
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Ashley
Boise, US
★★★★★ 3
Good read
Format: Kindle
The book has some good twists and turns, but truthfully I was so confused on some things. It didn't have a good flow for me personally. Not sure if it's due to typos or using him/her wrongly, but I thought Kelly was both a guy and a girl. Actually I still don't know, and it made me incredibly frustrated. It would refer to Kelley as him or he, and then again in another part of the story as her she and sister. On to the next book, I hope there is some clarity and a smoother flow. This is a slow burn, and I just don't know how much I care for the Alphas yet. Idk if I recommend.
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Los Angeles, US
★★★★★ 5
the lies
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This is amazing fast pace read that is full of plot twists and lies that keep getting bad. This is a story we’re a omega has been lied to by her mother and finds out that someone is slowing dieing. 3 alpha take the omega and feed her more lies so they can use her against her father so they can find their mate Kelly. This is a dark read and ends in a cliffhanger and so good.
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trinityknt7
Chelsea, US
★★★★★ 4
Hot twists
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This will keep you on your toes toes in a hot twisty mess. You want to love, hate and root for whom is the big question. I’m quickly getting the next book because it ends on a cliffhanger and damn, it’s got me ready to tear into it!
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LanaB
Carnegie, US
★★★★★ 5
Ends in a cliffhanger
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Thankfully, the next book is already available. Roxy Collins is the queen of omegaverse slow burn. This particular series is omegaverse with wolf shifters. Thoroughly enjoyed this book! Lots of suspense and trying to figure out what is true and what's really going on. I loved it! Pretty spicy once the action starts. Heats are pretty much always spicy. There is a little bit of male interaction, but not full-on shmex. Definitely recommend.
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Dolores Evans
Belleville, US
★★★★★ 5
Epic!!!!
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Absolutely addicted from the first page. The twists and turns, world building and character development all come together for the perfect Omegaverse. And let's not forget that spice because knots are life and these are spectacular. Running for book #2 because that cliffhanger was torturous.
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