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phallic succulent

phallic succulent Penis Cactus | Trichocereus bridgesii monstrose

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phallic succulent Penis Cactus | Trichocereus bridgesii monstroseTrichocereus bridgesii monstrose featured in a 4 inch pot every great garden has a phallic symbol! Supplies are limited Care This cactus is easy to grow, and unlike the real thing, they're cold hardy! Full sun preferred, but be careful not to burn your peen on extra hot days. Unlike most cacti, these prefer a little more water and will begin to shrivel if under watered. Fertilize monthly during warm months. Plant often develops black spots, which

Trichocereus bridgesii monstrose featured in a 4 inch pot

every great garden has a phallic symbol!

Supplies are limited

Care

This cactus is easy to grow, and unlike the real thing, they're cold hardy! Full sun preferred, but be careful not to burn your peen on extra hot days. Unlike most cacti, these prefer a little more water and will begin to shrivel if under watered. Fertilize monthly during warm months. 

Plant often develops black spots, which callous over and are not harmful to the plant.

Shipping

Plants are shipped bare root, pot not included.

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FOR WINTER MONTHS: If you experience sustained cold weather temperatures under 38 degrees, we encourage you to add a 72-Hour heat pack to your order to ensure the safest arrival of your new plants during cold weather conditions.  To order a 72-Hour heat pack, click HERE.

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